A "Morris Iemma" is a dilemma!
Now, where was I? Oh yes ...
I've always loved the phrase "if you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room". I've discovered a corollary to this while trekking the alley ways of Rome - if you're not obese, traveling with at least 3 others of equal or greater girth, walking at a snails pace abreast, you're not a tourist. Next trip I'm bulking up and bringing friends!!